Thursday, February 12, 2009

A Little Horse Humor

I received this in an e-mail. Anyone with a horse will be nodding their head (and laughing) when they read this!


Arena: Place where humans take the fun out of forward motion.
Bucking: Counterirritant.
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for serving one's meals, aka "room service"
Rider: Owner who is overstepping her 'ownership' privileges.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.


KayzKreationz said...

This is hilarious. I totally agree. Love the pic of the horse laughing at the end, also. Great post. Thanks for a good morning laugh. :)

the7msn said...

Hilarious. Thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

Really cute and I love the picture.

cdncowgirl said...

Now that's funny! I'm going to have to 'steal' it and send it to some people

Desert Rose said...

Yes...I almost pee'd my cowgirl pants, good thing for those panty liners!

blackfeatherfarm said...

Laughing too hard to comment.....

Phyllis said...

Hi there,

I just found you from your comment on Prairie House Primitives. I love your banner and that you're lucky enough to have horses. I'm a country girl at heart and have a tiny "farmette" with some chickens and two geese, along with my dogs, cats and doves. I'll come back for regular visits.

Pony Girl said...

Hee hee,I have actually never seen this one. I especially liked the trainer: owner with mob connections. Too creative! ;)